“sharp as a knife, soft as a petal”Tumblr (3.0; @sarahthulhu)http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/647504a171263343ef478d14fa85ec39/tumblr_mocjdkBpV51suw1kno1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53351601338http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53351601338Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:07:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/03dd577e8a1bf714c9d33f26678ad654/tumblr_molwvzV1Af1r1mfe2o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53351331093http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53351331093Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:59:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f620573c9174c31ef191bb02ddd0dbe7/tumblr_momnvgRQVO1qjm9bpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53351285232http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53351285232Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:58:01 -0400friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile<br /> me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuckhttp://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53350797230http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53350797230Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:42:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf4cd15a80aac19eb17ca7d6f8eba19f/tumblr_mojatmMqVK1suf5w6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://latenightsocial-networkingaddict.tumblr.com/post/53188091891/ahahahahahahaha-gets-me-every-time-classic" class="tumblr_blog">latenightsocial-networkingaddict</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ahahahahahahaha! Gets me every time… Classic!</p></blockquote>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53189886840http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53189886840Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:58:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e7fc2da67fd1fe1afa5bd8402ed39ee/tumblr_moj1bp2tAQ1qjm9bpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53189575962http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53189575962Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:49:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkp4u20AmI1qbqtb0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://4ngelo.tumblr.com/post/33591176167/theodorepython-miami-tea-the-defibrillator">4ngelo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theodorepython.tumblr.com/post/19014046383/miami-tea-the-defibrillator-toaster-my-mom">theodorepython</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miami-tea.tumblr.com/post/19011525072/the-defibrillator-toaster-my-mom-would-be-so">miami-tea</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><u>The Defibrillator Toaster</u></p> <p><u><span>My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”</span></u></p> <p>“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”</p> <p>He’s bread, Jim.</p> <p>Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M</p> <p>If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! </p> <p>JESUS CRUST.</p> <p>JAM IT!</p> <p>“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”</p> </blockquote> <p>I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS</p> </blockquote> <p>HES BREAD JIM</p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>JESUS CRUST</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53189559333http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53189559333Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:48:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba5893d0aef488463019d99b10ea8a56/tumblr_mojbbcPRuO1qjm9bpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53189094206http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53189094206Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:35:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f4c5c03e5226e98ad6a16057d4a4cfa/tumblr_mmfwrauPva1qzcv7no4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b24a121500bf2090bc0f4ea246ec3621/tumblr_mmfwrauPva1qzcv7no2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/063172fcf6811235b532ac01906dcc3b/tumblr_mmfwrauPva1qzcv7no5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be71ee945a23e06899ff757b48713c61/tumblr_mmfwrauPva1qzcv7no3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c5a2c0c1dd07c1d818f99286cf81c90/tumblr_mmfwrauPva1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teenagemonty-rotg.tumblr.com/post/52111200320">teenagemonty-rotg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f69ecfa13ddbf0f72ba26790b42a4655/tumblr_inline_mnulro8ASh1rcc12r.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53169311494http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53169311494Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:57:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c72e950adefe9c1cd4b06498b2d59733/tumblr_mogpr0vnin1qhtz5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zodiacchic.tumblr.com/post/53066555420" class="tumblr_blog">zodiacchic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>ZodiacChic Post:Libra</p></blockquote>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53167810035http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53167810035Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:37:07 -0400<p>Happy.</p>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53167708639http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53167708639Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:35:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0c7e08f672d9bcb82b69eba332ca590/tumblr_mlb7546jGK1qlict8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://corsicans.tumblr.com/post/53153432516/books-and-adventures-always-go-together-par" class="tumblr_blog">corsicans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Books and adventures always go together (par <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/thelovelyriddle/6995493315/in/photostream/">thelovelyriddle</a>)</p></blockquote>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53167697206http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53167697206Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:35:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0321ada7bdc54643ff1485e4fa391472/tumblr_mkrfaycEI31qenpw4o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/53e8b4a9e3668553f4ccfe9804fe4f8a/tumblr_mkrfaycEI31qenpw4o1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://ariml.tumblr.com/post/47158960043/what-are-you-doing-there-wyatt" class="tumblr_blog">ariml</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What are you doing there, Wyatt?</p></blockquote>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53165641905http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53165641905Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:07:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsprdi4kxn1qjlapno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53165373431http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53165373431Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:04:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67ffb7393ff778ad9b0922ed0322fa8e/tumblr_mhy8hiGpr31r1zp3fo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/781088ef8308258497d2ba5d555ff7c0/tumblr_mhy8hiGpr31r1zp3fo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Love this scene</p>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53165260981http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53165260981Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:02:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0393bb08180ba0dfae0195055bf8688/tumblr_mjgvpf0AlN1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amy-fieldmouse.tumblr.com/post/45077118294/pillow-pins-kitten">amy-fieldmouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I CANT STOP LAUGHING. THE POOR THING LOOKS SO CONFUSED.</p> </blockquote>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53165022997http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53165022997Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:59:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aef99c6ddbf4944a11a35ad834ec6364/tumblr_mnwpxbDp1Z1rr7dyto1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de4e5863968f2702b4e6b974ba1717e6/tumblr_mnwpxbDp1Z1rr7dyto2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/575fdd3fee0222c3693020d854619550/tumblr_mnwpxbDp1Z1rr7dyto3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f43e2c1a2b9a7955de85dd2377b0178/tumblr_mnwpxbDp1Z1rr7dyto4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6927f5c863f4ff2748d214c277265d56/tumblr_mnwpxbDp1Z1rr7dyto5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe049ff974f515c121faf624b94b1e34/tumblr_mnwpxbDp1Z1rr7dyto6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3742856406090756aad0249746f1fd0/tumblr_mnwpxbDp1Z1rr7dyto7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/62eb36da35b392012df88377873a4851/tumblr_mnwpxbDp1Z1rr7dyto8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I might download this game tonight</p>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53164701583http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53164701583Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:55:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f0a4352e49c15e322a4c3d450600da0/tumblr_moin6y4qjE1qhtz5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zodiacchic.tumblr.com/post/53163222837" class="tumblr_blog">zodiacchic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Are you a fan of <a href="http://goo.gl/WEPPi">tarot</a> cards? If you are, this is the best of the free <a href="http://goo.gl/WEPPi">online tarot readings</a>. Click here!</p></blockquote>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53164528402http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53164528402Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:52:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86412710735a7f9e6fcee4fdb7877d6b/tumblr_mnwceic4is1qb64lvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ba5f5478cf0f710121100867683283d/tumblr_mnwceic4is1qb64lvo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/346c5fe2999b70e0e1cb3483ffcf9a16/tumblr_mnwceic4is1qb64lvo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f274789d8306a5decb7e800de0224620/tumblr_mnwceic4is1qb64lvo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04d3ce773fb7d8da7d84bc13229ed6a0/tumblr_mnwceic4is1qb64lvo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Hahaha</p>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53164485385http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53164485385Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:52:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/011b6419f16a964cf83e3cc687b5ff3d/tumblr_mofvdlbLR71qbyxr0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Mine.</p>http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53164435722http://sarahthulhu.tumblr.com/post/53164435722Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:51:34 -0400